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The dead-dog theory

Submitted by on Wednesday, 26 March 200818 Comments

Hilarious.

Dead dog theory

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  • Whoops said:

    Wow, that sucks. I totally just did this to a girl and we are still friends.

  • lauren said:

    except the concept of staying friends isnt disgusting, abusive, and not nearly as smelly as having your mother keep the carcass of an animal around the house.

  • relationship vows said:

    Seems like true… Girl and boy can not have a relationship as friends if they have had something more in the past. It always haunts. Just as you can have the dead dog and can’t play with it.
    Relationship demands a lot and friendship doesn’t.

  • john said:

    this actually made me laugh and my friend too.
    i agree with vows, and if you are still friends afterwards or maybe just think you are, it probably was not that serious. and lauren, you totally missed the whole “humor” part of it, which was actually all i think it was meant to be. maybe you’re vagina’s bleeding? or perhaps you were just dumped…seems likely. maybe you’re actually too ugly to even get a boy to take you out…..well thats just sad. personally lauren, im banking on all three scenarios. have a great day! :-D

  • René Garcia, Jr. said:

    John. I stopped reading after you said you had a friend. We all know that’s not true.

    Lauren. I’m with you. The simile doesn’t work.

    http://www.workingauthor.com

  • Will said:

    wow…john that was completely uncalled for. I’m assuming Lauren’s not just a stranger to you because that would be even worse.

  • Bonnie said:

    I think everyone is over reacting. It’s funny. Sorta true. Ohh well.

  • Q.J. said:

    dorks.

  • Lyndon said:

    Well. We love our parents – and our relationships with them change – as we grow and evolve. Go with the flow. You’ll see yourself – and others – in a different way – when it’s not so “black and white” (if you’ll excuse the expression). Growing up – is about letting go – and seeing from a different perspective. Like thinking your home, your town, your city, your state, your country is the best – until you see the rest of the beauty on this earth…and then…the wider universe of “homes”. Limits are … well …. limiting.

  • Eddie said:

    Awsome! Been there didn’t like it. LEFT!

  • Arcapelago said:

    At least you can still have sex with the dead dog…

  • AW said:

    Well said my friend.

  • Google Yahoo Merger said:

    definitely been in the situation. saying’s true.

    i’m with the poster on this one.

  • Megan said:

    Arcapelago, that was hilarious. :)

  • Mark said:

    lol, hilarious Arcapelago!!!!

  • Sam said:

    Ever heard of taxidermy? And I don’t mean for the dog. Just be sure and take back your rib before you get her stuffed. It is rightfully yours after all.

  • =) said:

    Believe it, Dzwiedz. They know everything we do. =)

  • Blix said:

    Anyone who would even dare to ask such a hurtful thing of someone they’re trashing isn’t even considering being friends. If so they would no what a hurtful thing they’re asking. This is just a cop out people use. Lots of times girls. It really is awful, and i suggest anyone who is asked of it says no politly, and suggests the asker to think on what they are requesting.

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