Nu mai stiu exact unde am auzit asta, dar tin minte ca era in engleza, so .. here they are

5)  I can trust you guys.

Sure you can dude …

4) We should start a band.

Apare cam pe la 15 ani si continua pana la 40 cand orice barbat isi cumpara o chitara/o motocicleta

3) We should open a bar.

Apare cam pe la 20 ani cand 75% din timpul liber este petrecut in baruri.

2) I can jump that far.

He couldn’t.

1) I can win her back.

Post-dumpped effect. Printre alte efecte includem lipsa respectului de sine (ergo crying naked on the living-room floor), cantitati industriale de alcool, mult mai mult timp petrecut cu prietenii, growing breakup beard and so on.